How to Train Your Dragon: Written by a 6th Grader?

How to Train Your Dragon is a series of 12 books (or I wouldn't be reviewing it here) as well as series of movies. There's even a website dedicated to it. There are video games and much more.

I've only read the first book - and maybe this is the reason - but I just don't get it. Why all the fuss?

The first book seems to have been written by a 6th grader.

Granted, there are no spelling or grammatical errors, but that just means it was proofread properly before it went to press.

There is an overabundance of the use of CAPITAL LETTERS AS WHEN YOU WANT SOMEONE TO BE SHOUTING.

The phrasing of sentences throughout the book just seems like it was not written by an adult.

One term that occurs multiple times is "Thors'day Thursday". It's as if the author didn't realize that Thursday IS NAMED FOR THOR. A 6th grader might not know that.

The more I think about it, the more I suspect I'm correct - at least, about the first book - because, as you can see on the cover, it says "AS TOLD TO Cressida Cowell".

I know that this COULD just be a gimmick used by the author, but is/was it? If anyone has a definitive answer to this question, I'd be interested in hearing it.

It's hard not to recommend a series that has had this much commercial success, but I just can't. Watch the movies (which may not resemble the book...I dunno) and play the games, if you like. Just don't bother to read the book.

Heidi, Herbie, and Horrible Harry: 3 for the Price of 1

Yesterday I read 3 books from 3 different kids' series because they were all quite short. So today I'm going to combine reviews of them all into this one post.

Heidi Heckelbeck

The first book is Heidi Heckelbeck Gets Glasses. This isn't the first book in the series, but the first several were already checked out, so I just went with the next available one.

For the most part, this is a normal book about a young student who thinks it's so cool that one of her classmates got glasses that she lies about her own eyesight so she can be cool too. Of course, it doesn't work out as well as she had hoped. She confesses her sin (the book doesn't call it that) to her grandma.

That's when things get weird.

Not having read any of the other books in this series, I'm not sure how seriously we're supposed to take this, but Heidi's grandma is supposedly a witch who can cast spells.

While wearing her glasses that she doesn't need, Heidi messes up a concoction that is supposed to help Grandma's parrot. Instead, it makes the bird grow to room size.

Grandma fixes things and all is right in the end, but I'm not sure about the witch thing. Was it supposed to be real or all in their imagination? Maybe I should check out one more book to see if I can figure it out. (I probably won't though.)

Herbie Jones

The second book is Herbie Jones Sails into Second Grade. This is a rather uneventful book about Herbie finding a new friend.

The most interesting thing for me was that the teacher allowed the students to call him "Mr. S."

Horrible Harry

The final book, which is by the same author - Suzy Kline - as the Herbie series, is Horrible Harry in Room 2B. Harry is only sorta the main character. The story is told by a classmate named Doug.

Harry is horrible sometimes, good sometimes, and a decent friend most of the time.

That's about it.

All of these books are easy reads (obviously). I would recommend any of them, as long as you're okay with the witch thing.

Gregor the Overlander: Ordinary Kid Turns Fantasy Hero and Lives to Tell about It

It isn't every day that you and your toddler sister get sucked down a ventilation shaft in the laundry room of your apartment building and land in a fantastical world of monstrous bats, rats, and cockroaches.

Yet that's what happened to Gregor and his little sister, Boots (aka Margaret, but she doesn't really know that), in Gregor the Overlander.

Oh, and that's also what happened to their father a couple of years ago.

That, in and of itself, isn't really too much to swallow, even though it probably should be. The hardest thing to believe in this story is that Gregor doesn't freak out upon discovering this secretive Underland. He becomes an unwilling leader and hero and the fulfillment of an Underland prophecy to boot.

Genius Files Series: Your Blatant Plug for Every US Attraction

The Genius Files series, written by Dan Gutman, is a blatantly obvious attempt at getting you interested in every out-of-the-way sideshow that America has to offer.

Interspersed among the attractions along the highways and byways is a story line about the starring family's two kids - Coke and Pep (Can you say, "Product placement"?) - who are in mortal danger at the hands of several bungling evildoers every time they leave their parents to go off and look at something interesting, which turns out to be a facade for a devilish plot created by said evildoers.

Galaxy Zack: Hello, Nebulon! - An Introduction

I'll make this quick because Galaxy Zack: Hello, Nebulon! is a very quick read. I read it in one sitting. It's that kind of book. Not that it was a "real page turner". It was really just an introduction to the series. Nothing of significance actually happened. It was a quick read because there weren't many words on the page. It was almost like a comic book.

None of that is bad, in and of itself, but if a youngster had bought this book for himself, or if someone bought this book for a youngster, I fear said youngster would be sorely disappointed.

My Last Best Friend: What 4th Grade Is Really All About

Ida is starting 4th grade. Her best friend (from 3rd grade and before) has moved away, so this year she has no best friend to play with or just to be with.

At first Ida takes a "once bitten, twice shy" attitude towards finding another friend. Then she meets the new girl, Stacey, who is pretty much irresistible.

They do eventually become best friends, despite the efforts of the mean girl, Jenna, who rules the roost in the class and elsewhere.

I, Freddy: The Hamster You've Always Wanted

I, Freddy is the first in a series of 5 books in the Golden Hamster Saga. Calling this series a "saga" is a bit of an over-qualification. I've only read the first book, but I can safely say it's not part of what you normally think of as a saga.

As further proof that this is a non-saga series, I offer Wikipedia's one-line summary of the fifth book: Freddy must fight off Crusaders from the past to return to his own time. That's not saga-worthy. It's just weird. And that's fine, if you like that kind of thing. I might like it myself.